9 gifts you shouldn't be buying in sincerity for loved ones this holiday season.

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Atrocities like these shouldn't be wasted.  Please, folks, go to white elephant parties and spread some holiday cheer with these bad boys.  Brought to you by the internet and some very creative individuals out there.